tonight me and J had a talk about being married.... dont blame me blame the splice channal. J thinks wed make a horrid married couple (i tend to agree, i sometimes doubt wed even make very good friends) but tonight we talked about having children and he made me laugh SO HARD

"what is your dad doing to your mom?" "oh he's just fucking her face, let's go play video games"

mumbling "no video games until you finish your homework"

pfft no they wouldnt have friends over if their homework wasnt finished

"mom, you can't stop us, you know dad doesn't let you go until he's cummed all over you"

it made me laugh so hard so i just thought id share:)